Bm                          G
I wanna tell you about my mountain home,
A                      Bm
Where all the ladies' names are Joan,
Bm                          G
when her husband works back late at night,
A
hopes are up for trouser's down,
          Bm
with the hostess on the business flight.
             G
Taxi in her Mercedes drive,
A                     Bm
I hope that driver's coming out alive,
Bm
the garden it is Dorseted,
       G
that lady she's so corseted,
A                       Bm
she's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.
Bm 
Thinks he's one and only,
          G
but that lovely she's so lonely,
      A
she pumps him full of breakfast,
          Bm
and she sends him on his way.

[Pre-Chorus]
Bm
What a sing song dance,
        A
what a performance,
        G
what a cheap tent show,
   F#
oh no no no no no,

[Chorus]
A        Bm
then the boys light up,
         G
then the boys light up,
         A
then the boys light up,
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up    (x2)

Buddy

[Instrumental]
Bm  G  A  Bm

[Verse]
Bm            G
Silently she opens the drawer
A
Mother's little helper,
     Bm
is coming out for more,
Bm                       G
Stategically positioned before the midday show,
     A
The back is arched, those lips are parched,
  Bm
repeated blow by blow,
Bm                        G
Later at the party where all the MP's rave
           A
About the hummers she's been givin',
         Bm
and the money that they saved,
Bm
To her it is skin lotion,
G
him promotion too,
  A                            Bm
that flat in Surfers Paradise with the ocean view.

[Pre-Chorus]
Bm
What a sing song dance,
        A
what a performance,
        G
what a cheap tent show,
   F#
oh no no no no no,

[Chorus]
A        Bm
then the boys light up,
         G
then the boys light up,
         A
then the boys light up,
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up

A        Bm
then the boys light up,
         G
then the boys light up,
         A
then the boys light up,
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up

[Chorus Variation]
A  Bm
      then the boys light up,
G
      then the boys light up,
A
      then the boys light up,
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up

A  Bm
      then the boys light up,         (then the boys light up)
G
      then the boys light up,         (then the boys light up)
A
      then the boys light up,         (then the boys light up)
         Bm
then the boys light up, light up, light up