Nine days ago you met someone I guess your wishes all came true What do you mean? No, I'm alright I'm just cheering on for you I smile and laugh as you describe Each little detail of his life And I pretend you haven’t said it all before And as your friend I'm never sad About something that I don’t have So I was fine ‘til he was knocking at your door I miss the nights we’d talk about guys And how we’re gonna both be single for life Now he’s standing there With his curly hair So blah blah blah I’ll be happy for you But why’d he have to be so God damn cute? Thinking ‘bout that time We yelled from the rooftops how we’ll both be single for La, la, la la, la, la life We’ll both be single for La, la, la la, la, la life If I could tell you all my thoughts You’d know he’s everything I want Being alone is only fun When I'm not the only one Like when we’d talk about our dreams And write down crazy, silly schemes Of how to make a boy fall instantly in love We binged all the rom com shows Predicting how he would propose Both knowing how it ends before it has begun I miss the nights we’d talk about guys And how we’re gonna both be single for life Now he’s standing there With his curly hair So blah blah blah I’ll be happy for you But why’d he have to be so God damn cute? Thinking ‘bout that time We yelled from the rooftops how we’ll both be single for La, la, la la, la, la life We’ll both be single for la, la, la la, la, la life I got my radar on for nice guys, smart guys Just give me someone I can love I got my radar on for nice guys smart guys Just give me someone I can love I miss the nights we’d talk about guys And how we’re gonna both be single for life Now he’s standing there With his curly hair So blah blah blah I’ll be happy for you But why’d he have to be so God damn cute? Thinking ‘bout that time We yelled from the rooftops how we’ll both be single for La, la, la la, la, la life We’ll both be single for la, la, la la, la, la life Single for La, la, la la, la, la life We’ll both be single for la, la, la la, la, la life