Frontier Psychiatrist

chords by m.c. brown shoes
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intro: Bm F#

Bm                    
That boy needs therapy, 
  F#
Psychosomatic, that boy needs 
therapy
       Bm                          
Purely psychosomatic, that boy 
               F#
needs therapy, lie down on the couch
                              Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! 
You're crazy in the coconut!
F#                                
What does that maen? That boy 
               Bm
needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
                        F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, 
let's have a tune
         Bm                 
Now when I count three, That 
      F#
(scratch) boy needs therapy
Bm                                 
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, 
F#
and he also made false teeth

chorus: Bm F#

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         'Avalanches above, business
 continues below..'

Bb
Did I ever tell you a story about 
cowboys and midgets and the Indians 
and
Continues after the ad
Ab
Bb
(scratch) I was in another world, a 
world of 20, 20,000 girls
    Ab
and Milk! and rectangles, to an 
optometrist! a man with a golden gun
 eyeball
Bb
and tighten your buttocks, pour 
juice on your chin! promise my 
girlfriend

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Bm                    
That boy needs therapy, 
  F#
Psychosomatic, that boy needs 
therapy
       Bm                          
Purely psychosomatic, that boy 
               F#
needs therapy, lie down on the couch
                              Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! 
You're crazy in the coconut!
F#                                
What does that mean? That boy 
               Bm
needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
                        F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, 
let's have a tune
         Bm                 
Now when I count three, That 
      F#
(scratch) boy needs therapy
Bm                                 
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, 
F#
and he also made false teeth

chorus: Bm F#

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                         'Frontier 
psychiatrist!'

Bb
Can you think of anything that 
talks... other than a person?
Ab
Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!

Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab

     Sometimes a parrot talks!

Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#

'Yes, some birds are funny when they
 talk.'

'Can you think of anything else?'

'Um...

    a record?'
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