Everyone's a Little Bit Racist

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You're a little bit racist
      C                   F
Well, you're a little bit too
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I guess we're both a little bit 
 Am
racist
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Admitting it is not an easy thing to
 do but

I guess it's true, between me and 
you

I think
F                       Gm   
Everyone's a little bit racist, 
       F
sometimes
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Doesn't mean we go around 
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committing hate crimes
Gm
Look around and you will find
G7
No one's really color blind
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Maybe it's a fact we all should face
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Everyone makes judgments
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Based on race

F                       Gm        F
Everyone's a little bit racist today
F                            Gm  
So, everyone's a little bit 
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racist, okay!
Gm
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth
G7
But you laugh because they're based 
on truth
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Don't take them as personal attacks
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Everyone enjoys them
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    F
So relax!

D#                   Fm
You're a little bit racist
      A#                   D#
Well, you're a little bit too
      Ab               Fm
We're all a little bit racist
  Fm                           A#
I think that I would have to agree 
with you

We're glad you do. It's sad but 
true!
D#                       Fm
Everyone's a little bit racist
    D#
All right, all right, all right, all
 right!
D#                        Fm7    
Bigotry has never been 
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exclusively white
Fm
If we all could just admit
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That we are racist a little bit
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Even though we all know that it's 
 G7
wrong
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Maybe it would help us
      D#
Get along

G                       Am7
Everyone's a little bit racist
    G
I'm not!
                  Am
How many Oriental wives
         G
Have you got?
Am
Hey, Brian, buddy, where you been?
    A7
The term is Asian-American!
G              Bm7
I know you are no
             B7
Intending to be
     Am                 D
But calling me Oriental
             G
Offensive to me!

    Bm
The Jews have all the money
        Am
And the whites have all the power
        D
And I'm always in taxi-cab

With driver who no shower!

Ab                      A#m      
Everyone's a little bit racist, 
     Ab
It's true!
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But everyone is just about racist
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 as you!
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If we all could just admit, that 
Abm
we are racist, a little bit

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And everyone stopped being so PC
A#m
Maybe we could live in
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Harmony
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Everyone's a little bit racist!