Puntificating

Does anyone have some corn on the Ty Cobb?
What inspired a neat freak to be a slob
Can I take a ride in Dave's Mustang?
Does Wolfgang or Jack have black fangs?
Don't mind me, I need berating
I am just puntificating
As cheesy as all this sounds
The Swiss Parmesan clowns
I know I'm dull but my knife is sharp
I tinker with my Islamic Jew's Harp
A random act and obscure reference
Not many get it, but that's my preference
Don't mind me, I need berating
I am just puntificating
The coffee cup I carry, it's like my drug
I walk down the street, hoping not to be mugged
Don't mind me, I need berating
I am just puntificating
The UFOs I've seen, I can't recognize
Carter's mayonnaise, is supersized
I have a taste for food on a pallet
I hammer out the details with a mallet
Corny cob as I am, please don't harp
I'm trying my best to be sharp