Scaventrash

Sometimes you can find
Some interesting things in the trash
Me and a friend of mine
Found at John C.'s dumpster, shop glasses
A garbage heap can be kind
Though it may not be very clean
One man's trash may just be seen
As another man's treasure chest
Food found we never injest
I smell the waste, but I take haste
Mostly just trash, and never any cash
Yeah, its not something recommended for kids
Even adults should not lift the lid
But, once in a while if you sneak a peek
You just may see something really neat
Do you ever wonder why a dumpster is green
Just like grass it's always seen
Sometimes you'll see them colored brown
In almost everyone something cool is found
There was a time before I went home
I looked inside and found a cellular phone
It was broken of course and covered in drool
But, driving down the road I looked really cool
When you look at a trash can
You'll never see it the same again