Not Dead Yet

   E
I was born too late to play in the rolling stones
                          E7
I don't know jimmy page, I never met yoko ono
   A                                                E
Standing with a strat, I'm rock and roll's bastard son
Go out, get drunk, get laid, have fun
   B7                             A7
I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a cadillac
   E                                        B7
Gimme half a chance, 'cause I'm not dead yet

[Chorus]
 E              A     E        A
I'm not dead yet - not dead yet
       E         A                D              A
I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back
         B7
You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet

   E
I been machine-gunned, hand-gunned, hijacked, left for dead
                        E7
Divebombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded
   A
Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
  E
Shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit
       B7                   A7
I'm dancing on a landmine, one leg left
   E                                       B7
But I can still crawl and I'm not dead yet

[Chorus]
 E
Well, you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher
                         E7
Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier
    A
You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife
   E
Take your bare hands and rip out my eyes
      B7                        A7
You kicked me in the balls and bit me in the neck
  E                                   B7
Hit me again, 'cause I'm not dead yet

[Chorus]
 E
Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall
                                    E7
There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls
      A
The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose
     E
And lee harvey oswald's brother's on the loose
            B7                  A7
There's a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back
     E                                         B7
Someday he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet

  E           A     E      A
I'm not dead yet - not dead yet
       E          A             D              A
I'm a wild card waiting in the middle of the deck
        B7
You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet

[Chorus]
 E
Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall
                                    E7
There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls
      A
The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose
     E
And lee harvey oswald's brother's on the loose
            B7                  A7
There's a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back
     E                                         B7
Someday he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet