E I was born too late to play in the rolling stones E7 I don't know jimmy page, I never met yoko ono A E Standing with a strat, I'm rock and roll's bastard son Go out, get drunk, get laid, have fun B7 A7 I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a cadillac E B7 Gimme half a chance, 'cause I'm not dead yet [Chorus] E A E A I'm not dead yet - not dead yet E A D A I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back B7 You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet E I been machine-gunned, hand-gunned, hijacked, left for dead E7 Divebombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded A Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute E Shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit B7 A7 I'm dancing on a landmine, one leg left E B7 But I can still crawl and I'm not dead yet [Chorus] E Well, you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher E7 Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier A You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife E Take your bare hands and rip out my eyes B7 A7 You kicked me in the balls and bit me in the neck E B7 Hit me again, 'cause I'm not dead yet [Chorus] E Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall E7 There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls A The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose E And lee harvey oswald's brother's on the loose B7 A7 There's a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back E B7 Someday he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet E A E A I'm not dead yet - not dead yet E A D A I'm a wild card waiting in the middle of the deck B7 You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet [Chorus] E Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall E7 There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls A The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose E And lee harvey oswald's brother's on the loose B7 A7 There's a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back E B7 Someday he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet