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  F#m      D               A          E
Here's a story of an honest man losing religion
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Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation
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Then while praying came a wicked inspiration
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Brothers, sisters, this is what he said

        F#m             E              A       D
"Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved        
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen)
F#m   D    A        E
I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
F#m   D    A        E   F#m  C#m
I can't relate to you"

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He was the kinda guy who'd always go right out of his way
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But more before that crazy notion leaped right into his head
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And stubbornly crept into every mad perception
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I can't deny a funny feeling when he said

        F#m             E              A       D
"Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen)
F#m   D     A       E
I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
F#m   D     A       E  F#m  C#m
I can't relate to you"

   F#5           E5                    D5
Dearest in memoriam, set phasers to stun
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And grab yourself a neighbor's skeleton to lean upon
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Did you know him in life? One filled with regret
D5                    C#5
So soon we all forget we ever met

F#5   D5    A5       E5
    Do you know my name?
F#5   D5    A5       E5
    Sing a light refrain
F#5   D5    A5       E5   F5
    For a man estranged
I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolate

       F#m             E              A       D
Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved
(I can't believe)
F#m   D     A       E
I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
F#m   D     A       E
I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)

F#m   D     A       E
I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
F#m   D     A       E   F#m
I can't relate to you