I Love My Computer

Intro: (E D A B) X4


E             B         C       
I love my computer you make me 
       D
feel alright
E             B       C         
every waking hour and every 
    D
lonely night
E             B        C        
I love my computer for all you 
        D
give to me
 E         B           C        D
predictable errors and no identity


         C                  B
And it's never been quite so easy
     C                   B
I've never been quite so happy


Chorus:
E              D      C
All I need to do is click on you
    G                          
And we'll be joined in the most 
 A
soul-less way
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    E                D        C
And we'll never ever ruin each 
other's day
     G                       A    
Cuz when I'm through I just click 
    B
and you just go away


(E D A B)x2


E             B           C     
I love my computer you're always
         D
 in the mood
E            B    C             D
I get turned on when I turn on you
E             B         C       
I love my computer you never ask
      D
 for more
E             B          C      
you can be a princess or you can
        D
 be my whore


         C                  B
And it's never been quite so easy
     C                   B
I've never been quite so happy


(Chorus)


(E D A B)x2
                                    
                            C*   D*
    C*       C*         C*     C*
The world outside is so big but  
  D*    D*     D*    D*     
   it's safe in my domain   
G|------------
 D|--5\4--7\5--
           C*      C*     C*    
Because to you I'm just a number
C*      D                    
 and a clever screen name    
A|--3\2--5\3--
 E|------------


Solo:


E              D      C         
All I need to do is click on you
      G                      A
 and we'll be together for eternity
E                   D         
And no one is ever gonna take my 
    C                   G   
love from me because I've got 
            A
security,
    B
her password and a key