You

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There's a place where everyone can 
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be happy
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It's the most beautiful place in 
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the whole fuckin' world
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It's made of candy canes and planes
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 and bright red choo choo trains
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And the meanest little boys
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Most innocent little girls and you 
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know
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I wish that I could go there
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It's a road that I have not found
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And I wish you the best of luck dear
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Drop a card or letter to my side 
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of town

[Chorus]
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'Cause there's no time for fussing 
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and fighting my friend
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But baby I'm amazed at the hate 
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that you can send
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And you
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Painted my entire world
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But I
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Don't have the turpentine to 
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clean what you have soiled
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And I won't forget it

[First Part]

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There's a place where everyone can
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 be right
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Even though you remain determined 
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to be opposed
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Admittance requires no 
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qualifications
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It's where everyone has been and 
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where everybody goes
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So please try not to be impatient
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For we all hate standing in line
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And when the farm is good and 
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bought you'll be there without a 
thought
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And eternity my friend is a long 
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fuckin' time

[Chorus]
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'Cause there's no time for fussing 
    E
and fighting my friend
    F                      E      
But baby I'm amazed at the hate 
   F       G
that you can send
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And you
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Painted my entire world
    Am   F
But I
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Don't have the turpentine to 
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clean what you have soiled
                      Am
And I won't forget it

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