Sad Rude Future Dude

A
Everybody wake up

Welcome to the future
E
There's nothing going on here
                    D              C#m Bm
It's just me and my per-so-nal com-put-er
A
I don't love my family

I think they're boring
E
And when we get together
                 D  C#m  Bm F#m
I'm so scared of talking to them
      D    A      E7
About anything



[Chorus]
                          A
I haven't had a friend in years
                     F#m
I only have sex with myself

I don't know where it went but
Bm  A  E/G# F#m    E7
All my love is gone
                          A
I haven't had a friend in years
                     F#m
I only have sex with myself

I don't know where it went but
Bm  A  E/G# F#m    A       E      D C#m Bm
All my love is gone



[Verse 2]
A
Everybody wake up

Welcome to the future
E7
There's nothing going on here
                    D              C#m Bm
It's just me and my per-so-nal com-put-er
A
I don't love my girlfriend

I think she's boring
E7
And when we get together
                 D  C#m  Bm F#m
I'm so scared of talking to her
      D    A      E7
About anything



[Chorus]
                          A
I haven't had a friend in years
                     F#m
I only have sex with myself

I don't know where it went but
Bm  A  E/G# F#m    E7
All my love is gone
                          A
I haven't had a friend in years
                     F#m
I only have sex with myself

I don't know where it went but
Bm  A  E/G# F#m
All my love is -
Bm  A  E/G# F#m
All my love is -
Bm  A  E/G# F#m   A
All my love is gone
E        D C#m Bm A
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh     GO!