F#m D C#m A Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth E F#m D E And he's a rocket scientist, too F#m D C#m A Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth E F#m D E And he's a fancy with them ladies F#m D A E And he fancies them laaaaaaaadies F#m D E Laaaaid ladies [Part 2] F#m D C#m A Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth E F#m D E He spent all of the time with his dad (Oh, come down for dinner, Jimmy!) F#m D C#m A E Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth F#m D E He sleeps on the couch and he sighs F#m D A E Fancies them laaaaaaaaadies F#m D E Laaaaid ladies F#m D A E Laaaaaaaaadies F#m D E Laaaaid ladies [Part 3] F#m D C#m A Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest ass on earth E F#m D E And he, he pushes his eyeballs so hard (I can see the stars, Daddy!) F#m D C#m A Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth E F#m D E And he sleeps on the couch at his daddy's place F D Bm A and dreams about the ways that he's going to be killed Until the phone, it screams so C#7 It screams so loud Dmaj7 Bm7 E7 He's afraid of the night Dmaj7 Bm7 E All these creatures, they bite Dmaj7 Bm7 E7 He's afraid of the light Dmaj7 Bm7 E All alone there at night F#m D A E F#m D E He's afraid of the night F#m D A E Laaaaaaaaadies F#m D E Laaaid, ladies [Part 4] F#m D C#m A Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth E F#m D E And he's a dream of a scientist, too F#m D C#m A Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth E F#m D E And he's a fancy with them ladies F#m He fancies to get laid D A E Laaaaaadies F#m He fancies to get laid D E Laaaid, ladies F#m And he's afraid of the night D A E Niiiiiiiiight F#m Yeah, he's afraid of the night D Niiiight Niiight E F na na na na da da da da drift away Bm A Yeah yeah yaaa G#m F#m Poor old Jimmy wants to live alone