Minnie The Moocher

Em                Am          Em
This is the story of minnie the 
moocher
Em         Am        Em
She was red hot hoochie-koocher
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She was the roughest, toughest frail
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But minnie had a heart as biiiig as 
wha-a-le

(This is the story of minnie the 
moocher)
Hey-heey
(She has been described by some as a
 'low-down, red hot 
hoochie-koocher')
(With the latest update now let's go
 live)

Em                Am        Em
Minnie messed around with a bloke 
Smoky
Em            Am        Em
She loved him tough he was cokey
Em        Am          Em
He took her down to chinatown
Em              Am             
And he showed her how to kick the 
Em
gong around

(Em / Am / Em)
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
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Told you before that I love you so
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so

She had a dream about the King of 
Sweden
He gave her things that she was 
needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and
 steel
A diamond car with platinum wheels

Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so
Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so

(Come built your home for me, daddy)

He gave his townhouse and racing 
horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen 
courses
Had a million dollars worth of 
nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them a 
million times

Hidey-hi hidey-ho
Told you before that I love you so
Hidee-hi hidee-ho
Told you before that I love you 
soooo

(The witness Hidey...Hidey-ho)

Hidey-hidey-hi! (hidey-hidey-hi!)
Hodey-hodey-hoo! (Hodey-hodey-hoo!)
Heydee-heydee-hey! 
(Heydee-heydee-hey!)
Hidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)

WhoooaaaaaAh! (WhoooaaaaaAh!)
Yeah yeah yeah! (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Hii-hii-hii! (Hii-hii-hii!)
Hidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)

(With the latest update now let's go
 live
We have turned to witnesses who have
 asked to remain anonymous
But they tell us she was the 
'roughest, toughest frail'
but they also say the minnie had a 
heart as big as, now get this, as 
big as a whale)

(well of course I do baby)

Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi 
hidey-ho)
told you before that I love you so 
(Told you before that I love you so)
Hidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi 
hidey-ho)
Told you before that I love you so 
(Told you before that I love you so)