Please Mrs Henry

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Well, I've already had two beers
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I'm ready for the broom
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Please, Missus Henry, won't you
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Take me to my room?
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I'm a good ol' boy
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But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
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Talkin' to too many people
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Drinkin' too many kegs


[Verse 2]

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Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
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Pretty soon I'll be mad
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Please, Missus Henry, won't you
D
Take me to your dad?
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I can drink like a fish
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I can crawl like a snake
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I can bite like a turkey
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I can slam like a drake


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[Refrain]

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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, 
please!
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, 
please!
    A
I'm down on my knees
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An' I ain't got a dime


[Verse 3]

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Now, don't crowd me, lady
     D
Or I'll fill up your shoe
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I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
D
An' tonight I am blue
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I'm a thousand years old
          E
And I'm a generous bomb
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I'm T-boned and punctured
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But I'm known to be calm


[Refrain]

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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, 
please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, 
please!
    A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime


[Verse 4]

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Now, I'm startin' to drain
D
My stool's gonna squeak
     A
If I walk too much farther
    D
My crane's gonna leak
   A
Look, Missus Henry
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There's only so much I can do
D
Why don't you look my way
               A
An' pump me a few?


[Refrain]

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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, 
please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, 
please!
    A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime