A
           A
Well, I've already had two beers
    D
I'm ready for the broom
A
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
D
Take me to my room?
      A
I'm a good ol' boy
              E
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
D
Talkin' to too many people
                  A
Drinkin' too many kegs


[Verse 2]

A     
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
        D
Pretty soon I'll be mad
A
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
D
Take me to your dad?
       A
I can drink like a fish
        E
I can crawl like a snake
D
I can bite like a turkey
                  A
I can slam like a drake

                 
[Refrain]

A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
    A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime


[Verse 3]

A
Now, don't crowd me, lady
     D
Or I'll fill up your shoe
A
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
D
An' tonight I am blue
      A
I'm a thousand years old
          E
And I'm a generous bomb
D
I'm T-boned and punctured
                    A
But I'm known to be calm


[Refrain]

A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
    A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime


[Verse 4]

A
Now, I'm startin' to drain
D
My stool's gonna squeak
     A
If I walk too much farther
    D
My crane's gonna leak
   A
Look, Missus Henry
          E
There's only so much I can do
D
Why don't you look my way
               A
An' pump me a few? 


[Refrain]

A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
    A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime