D: 000232
        C: x32010

[Verse 1]

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Well, the comic book and me, just us, we caught the bus
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The poor little chauffeur, though, she was back in bed
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On the very next day, with a nose full of pus
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Yea! Heavy and a bottle of bread
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Yea! Heavy and a bottle of bread
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Yea! Heavy and a bottle of bread


[Verse 2]

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It's a one-track town, just brown, and a breeze, too,
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Pack up the meat, sweet, we're headin' out
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For Wichita in a pile of fruit
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Get the loot, don't be slow, we're gonna catch a trout
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Get the loot, don't be slow, we're gonna catch a trout
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Get the loot, don't be slow, we're gonna catch a trout


[Verse 3]

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Now, pull that drummer out from behind that bottle
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Bring me my pipe, we're gonna shake it
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Slap that drummer with a pie that smells
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Take me down to California, baby
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Take me down to California, baby
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Take me down to California, baby


[Verse 4]

D                                                   C
Well, the comic book and me, just us, we caught the bus
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The poor little chauffeur, though, she was back in bed
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On the very next day, with a nose full of pus
D                          C
Yea! Heavy and a bottle of bread
D                          C
Yea! Heavy and a bottle of bread
D                          C
Yea! Heavy and a bottle of bread