A        E              A               E
A is for angry which is what you are at me
A        E              G               D
A is for adult which is what I'll never be
A        E              A         E
A is for applesauce, my favourite meal
A        E             G               D
A is for Adam which is how I sometimes feel
             G           D
like I'm the only man on Earth
            E
and I've forgotten what that's worth


[Verse]
A        E             A       E
A is for Arthur he's a lovable drunk
A       E             G      D
A M and Azing like Thelonius Monk
A        E         A         E
A is for argument, A is for apparent
A          E        G               D
A is for antagonism that's not even there
              G            D
it's just you begging for attention
             E
or something I won't even mention


[Chorus]
      D          E            A       A7
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
       D          E          A       A7
Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
          D           Bm        E               A
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
    D           A         E
And two of them can't let go.


[Verse]
A        E          A             E
A is for algebra, I learned it in school
A         E                  G           D
A is what Fonzie said 'cause he was very cool
A        E          A          E
A is for adversary, A is for alection
A    E               G             D
A is arousal you are giving me an erection
          G               D
c'mon I'm trying to show affection
           E
for longer than a half an hour.


[Chorus]
      D          E            A       A7
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
       D          E          A       A7
Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
          D           Bm        E               A
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
    D           A         E
And two of them can't let go.


[Instrumental]
Gm   F   Dm   Gm Am
Cm   A#  Gm   Cm Dm


[Bridge]
Gm         F
Met a woman I used to know
Dm     Gm        Am
Long before you, long ago.
Cm              A#
All I could say, after hello
Gm           Cm    Dm
Was "are you still single?"


[Verse]
A        E          A              E
A is for attitude I can't help but wield
A        E          G         D
A is for arrogance, emotional shield
A        E       A          E
A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
A        E                G             D
A is for asshole which is what I am how rude of me
  G           D
I owe you an apology
    E
I'm sorry.


[Chorus]
      D          E            A       A7
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
       D          E          A       A7
Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
          D           Bm        E               A
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
    D           A         E
And two of them can't let go.


[Outro]
A  E  A  E  A  E  G  D
A  E  A  E  A  E  G  D
A  E  A  E  A  E  G  D
A  E  A  E  A  E  G  D