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[Verse 1]
B7           D7          A7       A7 Bb7 
Alcohol, my permanent accessory 
B7          D7           A7       A7 Bb7 
Alcohol, a party time necessity 
B7          D7           A7               F#m7 
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself 
    D           E                   A   E   A  E
Oh, alcohol, I still drink to your health 

[Chorus]
A E        F#m7 A7   Bb7 B7             D    A            E 
I love you more than I   did the week before I discovered alcohol 

[Verse 2]
B7              D7               A7                A7 Bb7 
Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea 
B7           D7              A7           A7 Bb7 
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G & T for me 
B7             D7            A7                 F#m7 
Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will 
     D               E              A   E  A  E 
When someone else is picking up the bill 

[Chorus]
A E        F#m7 A7   Bb7 B7             D    A            E 
I love you more than I   did the week before I discovered alcohol 
    F#m7      D         E      F#m7 
Oh, alcohol, would you please forgive me? 
            D      E      F#m7  D        E         A     E 
For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else 

[Bridge]
A              A/G#         A/G                 D/F#    D       A 
I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do 
A              A/G#          A/G                Dm/F              A 
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze 
          A/G#                A/G                Dm/F              A 
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
            A/G#              A/G              D    E 
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse 

[Solo]
B7  D7  A7  A7 Bb7 B7  D7  A7

[Chorus]
A E        F#m7 A7   Bb7 B7             D    A            E 
I love you more than I   did the week before I discovered alcohol 
E         F#m7                   B7              D7 
Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor 
A              E 
trying on your camisole? 
    F#m7      D         E      F#m7        D           E              F#m7 
Oh, alcohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself
D        E         A9
I'll use something else 

[Outro]
A9   Em7  A9 

Em7                 A9      Em7  A9
Would you please forgive me 
Em7                 A9     
Would you please forgive me