Em7 - 022033
C9 - 032033
G - 320033
Dsus - 000233
E5 - X799XX
E5/Eb - X699XX
D5 - X577XX
C5 - X355XX
A5 - X022XX

[Intro]
Em7       C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh)

[Verse 1]
Em7                C9
Hands are shackled, feet are bound
G
Sinking in the icy waters
Dsus                                  Em7
Seems inevitable our protagonist will drown
                   C9
There's no rescue, no way off this ride
G
If all the world's a stage
      Dsus                                     Em7
We're burning down the theater with everyone inside
                          C9
It's in the presentation, it's prestidigitation
G                             Dsus
It's kick the can, sleight of hand fear and outrage on demand

[Chorus]
Em7
Here comes a new disaster
C9
Here comes the end of days
G
Next up the sweet hereafter
      Dsus                                        Em7
We'll tell you all about it after this commercial break
Em7
Stay tuned for scary monsters
C9
Watch out for rising tides
G
But first a word from sponsors
Dsus                                         N.C.
Might be a mess but it's a hell of a good time

[Verse 2]
Em7                  C9
The river's dried up, the banks are broke
G
Our leaders lied to us
    Dsus                                     Em7
But if we pay attention we can get in on the joke
                              C9
'Cause there's still laughter, there's still hope
G
We gotta pay the hangman
Dsus                                           Em7
But that don't mean we gotta give him all this rope
Em7
The devil's in the details
C9
They're killing it at retail
G                               Dsus
So cross-promote, now cast your vote
Dsus
There's plenty of room on the lifeboat

[Chorus]
Em7
Here comes a new disaster
C9
Here comes the end of days
G
Next up the sweet hereafter
      Dsus                                        Em7
We'll tell you all about it after this commercial break
Em7
Stay tuned for scary monsters
C9
Watch out for rising tides
G
But first a word from sponsors
Dsus                                      Em7
Might be a mess but it's a hell of a good time
 Em7       C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh

[Bridge]
E5
Midnight ticking down time to turn the ship around
E5/Eb
Everybody feeding you  anti-social media
D5
Fear fear, disappear we don't need you back in here
C5
Save the forest, save the whales
A5
Throw the CEO in jail
E5                       E5/Eb
Come together, come what may
                      D5
Live to fight another day
                                C5
Don't, don't, don't believe the hype
           A5               Em7
This is no way to live your life
Em7       C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh)

[Chorus]
Em7
Here comes a new disaster
C9
Here comes the end of days
G
Next up the sweet hereafter
      Dsus                                        E5
We'll tell you all about it after this commercial break
E5
Stay tuned for scary monsters
E5/Eb
Watch out for rising tides
D5
But first a word from sponsors
C5
Might be a mess, might be a mess
                           A5             Em7
Might be a mess but it's a hell of a good time
          C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh
             Em7
Here comes a new disaster
          C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh)
Em7