New Disaster

Em7 - 022033
C9 - 032033
G - 320033
Dsus - 000233
E5 - X799XX
E5/Eb - X699XX
D5 - X577XX
C5 - X355XX
A5 - X022XX

[Intro]
Em7       C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh)

[Verse 1]
Em7                C9
Hands are shackled, feet are bound
G
Sinking in the icy waters
Dsus                           
Seems inevitable our protagonist 
       Em7
will drown
                   C9
There's no rescue, no way off this 
ride
G
If all the world's a stage
      Dsus                         
We're burning down the theater with
            Em7
 everyone inside
                          C9
It's in the presentation, it's 
prestidigitation
G                             
It's kick the can, sleight of hand 
Dsus
fear and outrage on demand

[Chorus]
Em7
Here comes a new disaster
C9
Here comes the end of days
G
Next up the sweet hereafter
      Dsus                       
We'll tell you all about it after 
                 Em7
this commercial break
Em7
Stay tuned for scary monsters
C9
Watch out for rising tides
G
But first a word from sponsors
Continúa después del anuncio
Dsus                                
         N.C.
Might be a mess but it's a hell of a
 good time

[Verse 2]
Em7                  C9
The river's dried up, the banks are 
broke
G
Our leaders lied to us
    Dsus                           
But if we pay attention we can get 
          Em7
in on the joke
'Cause there's still laughter, 
C9
there's still hope
G
We gotta pay the hangman
Dsus                              
But that don't mean we gotta give 
             Em7
him all this rope
Em7
The devil's in the details
C9
They're killing it at retail
G                               Dsus
So cross-promote, now cast your vote
Dsus
There's plenty of room on the 
lifeboat

[Chorus]
Em7
Here comes a new disaster
C9
Here comes the end of days
G
Next up the sweet hereafter
      Dsus                       
We'll tell you all about it after 
                 Em7
this commercial break
Em7
Stay tuned for scary monsters
C9
Watch out for rising tides
G
But first a word from sponsors
Dsus                              
Might be a mess but it's a hell of
        Em7
 a good time
 Em7       C9         G          
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, 
Dsus
wah-oh-oh

[Bridge]
E5
Midnight ticking down time to turn 
the ship around
E5/Eb
Everybody feeding you  anti-social 
media
D5
Fear fear, disappear we don't need 
you back in here
C5
Save the forest, save the whales
A5
Throw the CEO in jail
E5                       E5/Eb
Come together, come what may
                      D5
Live to fight another day
                                C5
Don't, don't, don't believe the hype
           A5               Em7
This is no way to live your life
Em7       C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh)

[Chorus]
Em7
Here comes a new disaster
C9
Here comes the end of days
G
Next up the sweet hereafter
      Dsus                       
We'll tell you all about it after 
                 E5
this commercial break
E5
Stay tuned for scary monsters
E5/Eb
Watch out for rising tides
D5
But first a word from sponsors
C5
Might be a mess, might be a mess
                           A5      
Might be a mess but it's a hell of 
       Em7
a good time
          C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh
             Em7
Here comes a new disaster
          C9         G          Dsus
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh, wah-oh-oh)
Em7