One Big Happy Family

Well I pushed my baby brother off the backyard swing
Then I tried to knock him down when we were arguing
No one ever gets mad at me
We are one big happy family
One big happy family
My Daddy laughs, he makes no demands
Grandma says I'm cute, Mommy understands
My Uncle says "boys will be boys
A little bit of trouble and whole lotta noise"

Oh I've got a Little sister who will cry and wail
When I knock her off her bike and pull her pony tail
We go outside, I tie her to the tree
We are one big happy family
One big happy family
Add pause, then
Oh my Daddy laughs, he makes no demands
Grandma says I'm cute, Mommy understands
My Uncle says "boys will be boys
A little bit of trouble and whole lotta noise"

They let me stomp and yell and shout
They think I'm cute when I scream and pout
They love me so, now don't you see
We are one big happy family
One big happy family
My Daddy laughs, he makes no demands
Grandma says I'm cute, Mommy understands
My Uncle says "boys will be boys
A little bit of trouble and whole lotta noise"