{Main Riff}
  F        Bb       F        Bbm  Bb   F        Bb       F        Bbm   Bb
E|--------|--------|--------|--------| |--------|--------|--------|----------|
B|--------|--------|--------|--------| |--------|--------|--------|---2------|
G|--------|--------|-2-5-3-2|--------| |--------|--------|-2-5-3-2|-----2----|
D|--------|----3/5-|--------| 3-------||--------|----3/5-|--------|-3--------|
A|--------| 3/5-----|--------|-4-46434||--------|3/5-----|--------|----------|
E|-1--3/5-|--------|--------|--------| |--1--3/5|--------|--------|----------|


[Verse 1]
F         Bb                           Dm
I had an abortion which blossomed last night
        Gm
And meantime you were getting drunk
F              Bb                           Dm
This city is a bummer and I don’t feel that well
        C                     Bb
Are you down to come dying in my bed
Bbm
Come on die


[Instrumental](Main Riff)
F   Bb   F   Bbm Bb  x2


[Verse 2]
F               Bb                          Dm
I think I’m a loner, should I say it’s a bug
          Gm
Of my endocrine cells producing that drug
F                     Bb              Dm
That makes me so nervous almost everytime
         C                     Bb
Then I’m secretly covered with slime
Bbm
In my pants


[Chorus Riff]
  F                Dm
E|---13---12---10-|----------------| |
B|/13--/13--/13---| /13-13-15-13----||
G|----------------|-------------14-| |
D|----------------|----------------| |  x4
A|----------------|----------------| |
E|----------------|----------------| |


[Chorus]
Bbmaj7
I first met you on a bus
Bbm
And I have always loved you from day one

[Chorus Riff]
F  Dm  F  Dm  x2

Bbmaj7
I first met you on a bus
Bbm
And I’ll always love you like day one

[Chorus Riff]
F  Dm  F  Dm  x2


[Instrumental](Main Riff)
F   Bb   F   Bbm Bb  x2


[Verse 3]
F                  Bb                             Dm
Things are getting worse, why don’t we move to Japan?
     Gm
Only me and you in a tiny van
F            Bb                         Dm
Is there any chance that we can get old together?
       Gm                     F
Let me be your best friend forever
F                   Bb                   Dm
Five years is a lifetime but girl please hold on
       Gm
It’s a promise, and I’ll keep it, come on
F                Bb                    Dm
I keep on trying but every effort’s in vain
        C                         Bb
And you leave me all alone in the rain
        Bbm
With my change


[Chorus]
Bbmaj7
I first met you on a bus
Bbm
And I have always loved you from day one

[Chorus Riff]
F  Dm  x2

Bbmaj7
I first met you on a bus
Bbm
And I’ll always love you like day one

[Chorus Riff]
F  Dm  F  Dm  x2


[Instrumental](Main Riff)
F   Bb   F   Bbm Bb  x2


[Solo]
E|----------13--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--13--15------15--13-15-13------13--------------13----15--13----13------------10-15-13-10---|
G|----------------------------14------14--12--14-----14--------14----14--10--12---------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------12-13-13----------13------13-15-13-15--13-----13----15-13----13----|
B|---------------------------------15-13-15-----15------------------15-----15-------15-----15-|
G|-12-10-12-10-12-10-9h10h9-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-13--15-13---------15--13-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------14-12---------10---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Outro]
F                 Bb                      F     Bbm
I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help
F                 Bb                      Dm
I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help
      Gm                       Fm
Oh my dear, I've become a kelp