[Brooke]
This is my favorite place behind the school

[Brooke]
Being here
With you right now
Our future is so clear
Our union is so near

[Brooke & the squip]
Being here
With you right now
I'll tenderly guide you

[The squip & (jeremy)]
Just take me inside you
Forever

Your life was so pitiful before
Now it's time to go all the way
And more

You gotta' get an upgrade (upgrade)
Upgrade
You gotta' get an upgrade (upgrade)
Upgrade

Don't worry about the guilt you feel
Just take a breath
And seal the deal

Damn!
Gotta' get an upgrade
You gotta' get an upgrade

[Jake]
Do you wanna come over
To my place tonight?
We'll get all sporty
And play cricket
Or get a forty
And just kick it

My parents won't be home
So its alright
They laundered money
Now they're on the run

[Christine]
Wait- th- that's illegal

[Jake & (christine)]
Which means the house is empty
So, that's fun
Oh yeah, yeah

Never hung with a girl like you before
I don't know if you know it
But I am sure
That, for me, you are an upgrade (upgrade)

Upgrade
Let's be each other's
Upgrade (oh wow)
Upgrade

[Christine]
Well I am flattered
This is new
Still, I'm not sure
What I should do

[Jake]
You gotta' take the upgrade

[Both]
Gotta' take the upgrade

[The squip]
C-c-c c'mon
Jeremy, can't you see
We got a plan
Now be a man

You start with brooke
And then, progress
And we assess
And soon, success

Will intervene
By which, I mean

Christine

[Jeremy]
Christine

[Both]
Christine (christine)

[Ensemble]
Christine, christine

[Jeremy]
Michael?
Where have you been all day?

[Michael]
Really?
So, you're not the one who's been avoiding me?

[The squip]
It's called optic nerve blocking
I have been blocking michael from your field of vision

[Jeremy]
Wait, what?

[The squib]
Michael is a link to jeremy 1.0
To upgrade you must be willing to make sacrifices

[Michael]
Seriously, what's up with you?
You've been acting shady ever since-- since

It worked, didn't it?
Jeremy, that's amazing!
We gotta' test it out-
No, we gotta' celebrate!
We gotta'
Get stoned in my basement!

[Jeremy]
I already know what it's like to
Be the loser
I should find out what it's like to
Not be the loser

I don't wanna' be special
I just wanna be
Chill as life will allow
Should I take the upgrade?

[The squip, ensemble & (jeremy)]
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade (should I take the upgrade?)
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now

[Jeremy]
And I wasn't sure before
But now I wanna' go all the way
And more

So gimme that
Upgrade (upgrade, upgrade)
Gimme that

[Jeremy & ensemble]
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade

Tried to be genuine and true
But now it's time for something new

So gimme that
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade
Gimme that
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade

Maybe it doesn't matter how
I'm getting the upgrade right now!

[Michael]
Jeremy, are you coming?

[Jeremy,]
Optic nerve blocking, on

[The squip]
Now, let's get to work

[Ensemble]
Ah, ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!