Help Is On The Way

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Stark naked in front of my mirror
C
A pudgy person somehow did appear
D
Seems lately all I've eaten sugar 
and fat
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It's getting obvious that's not 
where it's at
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A big pot and tripley chin
C
Oh what condition my condition was 
in
D
Laughing at myself at what a crying 
shame
G
What ever happened to my Greek godly
 frame

[Chorus 1]
Em         B            C  
Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet 
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things too
Am             D           G
Aren't always good as they seem
Em             B             C  
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, 
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enemas too
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Am                       D       
That's what you get when you eat 
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that way

[Verse 2]
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I read a book on organic foods
C
Jumped on a health food kick Put me 
in the mood
D
You may not get to perfect overnight
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But on the way you're feelin' clean 
out of sight
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We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
C
We're gonna spread the news and give
 you the word
D
We hope that soon you'll eat like we
 did today
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We're mighty thankful now that 
H.E.L.P.'s on its way

[Chorus 2]
Em            B                 
Salad with a special knock you 
C             G
right off your seat
     Am              D         
With carrot juice to wash it all 
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down
Em           B              C    
Yummy carob cookies are an organic 
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treat
     Am                  D        
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food
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 in town

[Bridge]
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H.-E.-L.-P. H.E.L.P. your education 
creates much benefit and peace

[Chorus 3]
Em             B         C      
Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 
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'em all out
       Am                   D     
You'll feel so good you'll jump up
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 and shout
       Em          B          
If you haven't why don't you go 
   C        G
shopping today
     Am               D           
And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's 
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on its way