Dirty Pi

C,F,G,C
Theres a paki on the corner and he 
runs a little shop,
And my dad he will not go there 
because he think he stole his job,
And theres a flaming homosexual, 
he’s dressed up like a queen,
And he’ll probably fuck you up the 
ass and give you some disease,


F,                             C,
Lets sit on both sides of the 
              G,              C
fence, where the grass is always 
green,
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If we forget about what were scared
                 G                
 about, we might work out what we 
C
need.


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C,F,G,C
Theres a guy down the kabab shop who
 looks like a terrorist,
And I'm sure if he got on my bus, 
he’d have a bomb strapped to his 
chest,
There is a problem with society, 
there's so much there to lose,
Maybe we should blame our children 
who hide underneath their hoods,


F,                             C,
Lets sit on both sides of the 
              G,              C
fence, where the grass is always 
green,
      F                            
If we forget about what were scared
                 G                
 about, we might work out what we 
C
need.


C,F,G,C
Well theres a nigger in the village 
teaching a white man how to dance,
Theres a Christian girl with a 
turban on and a business man in 
drag,
Theres a jewish man with an arab 
girl and a smile across his face,
Theres a anacist with a set of rules
 and a generous capitalist


F,                             C,
Lets sit on both sides of the 
              G,              C
fence, where the grass is always 
green,
      F                            
If we forget about what were scared
                 G                
 about, we might work out what we 
C
need.