The Chicken Song
Beans On Toast
Continues after the ad
Key:
G Don't tell me the truth about chicken farming Thinking about it does my head inC 24 chicken wings for 6.99G That's 85p for each chicken that diedD You can get dead chicken everywhere that you go There's four chicken shops on thisG very roadG And there's also a supermarket With chicken dipper strips and frozen chicken burgersC Whole cooked chicken, chicken chow meinG 24 wings for 2.99D That's 25p for each dead chickenG Thinking about it does my head inG And it's Nandos for dinner tonightContinues after the adThey make their dead chicken taste really niceC In every city, in every townG Is piri piri chicken enough to go aroundD It brings me right back to the start Where on earth are these chickenG farms [Chorus 1]C In a dark warehouse 10s ofG thousand eggs are hatched a dayD They turn little chicks into fullG grown chickens in under seven daysC They use chemicals and steroids toG meet their demandsD I'm gonna sing me a little chickenG song about a great big chicken farm [Verse]G And they run these weird experiments I heard chicken are born without any headsC Just legs and wings and a few leftoversG This chicken gave birth to a Zinger Tower BurgerD We all know this shit's morally wrongG Gonna sing me a little chicken song [Chorus 2]C Well I'm not saying that I am aG vegetarianD Shit I eat chicken with the bestG of themC It just feels like the whole thingG could end in a disasterD The way things generally do whenG you fuck with Mother Nature [Other]C Well the chicken gonna get theirG revenge one dayD G You just wait and seeC G There'll be a giant monster hybridD G chicken that eats humans for teaC And they'll break out of theG warehouseD G And they'll roam the EarthC G And eat all you motherfuckers withD G piri piri sauce