The Mario Cliché

You're undeniably stupendous
You make me feel like my whole body's a high five
So why would I just up and end us?
It's a deep well, but let's take a dive

I took a hard look in the mirror
Hoping I'd find the missing screw that I knocked loose
The answer growing ever clearer
Locking eyes with those sweet baby blues

I'm lost inside this part of me
I realize I just can't stop, won't stop, wasting all my time
Woah
I know it's such an old cliché
But baby, it ain't you, it's me
So long, kiss me goodbye

Is it cool if I talk?
I don't wanna be a babbling bother, but I'm bubbling up, y'know
I gotta share that I've been living in despair in my own hell
All alone upstairs (yo!)
And that act is wack, I'm a big fat bag of crap
With a sham smirk, and a fake laugh at that
So I'm going on a indefinite sabbatical
An introspective venture, meant to make a more radical me

Maybe I'm a little bit selfish (mhm!)
But I dug this hole myself
It's not on you, so pat your back son
You deserve better than a fractured fraction
This fine reflection's got me flexing
Don't with the wrecked head neglecting
Baby, you're a catch but I caught what I want
And he's got two thumbs and he looks this hot

I'm lost inside this part of me
I realize I just can't stop, won't stop, wasting all my time
Woah
I know it's such an old cliché
But baby, it ain't you, it's me
So long, kiss me goodbye

Now listen up, shorty
I know you hoping for the day I stop poking holes, in every possibility that might bring me peace
I never meant to be a never ending lemon
Squeezing those sizable eyes
But surprise, surprise
This doggone body's got a silly oblongaty
And he needs me, baby

I think I'm losing my head
But he's in unison with every thought I got
No need to speak
In sync in every way
We're jinxin' day and night and owing colas left and right
Believe me, this isn't easy
Nobody loves me like you do, but
I gotta love me too
Mama mia, I'm a need a shrink

I'm lost inside this part of me
I realize I just can't stop, won't stop, wasting all my time
Woah
I know it's such an old cliché
But baby, it ain't you, it's me, I mean it
No, hyperbole, no really
You're not listening! It's literally me!

(Damn right)