Retards Make Good Friends

E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------------------------
D|--------2--------2--------2-----
A|--------2--------2--------2-----
E|--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-

E|-----------| 
B|-----------| 
G|--------7--| 
D|---2----7--| 
A|---2----5--| 
E|0--0-------| 

Repeat the riff 4 x

[E]Hey mama tell you what I say
[E]Said I'm lookin' for a friend 
today
[E]lookin for a friend I can trust
[E]he's gotta ride in a short school
 bus

Continúa después del anuncio
Eliminar anuncios
{chorus}
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good 
[E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good 
[E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good 
[E]Friends!

[E]My friend Marc wears a hockey 
helmet
[E]He shits his pants but he can't 
help it
[E]Out in public he beats his dick
[E]I use retards to pick up chicks

{chorus}

{bridge}

(lots of groaning and drooling)
[A][B][C][D]
[A][B][C][D][E]