Date Your Dad

You're always in your overdraft
That's why it makes me laugh
When you act like you have
Tonnes of money

Friday night photograph of the Cîroc you had
To split twelve ways with your buddies

And just because you know one Arctic Monkeys song
Doesn't make you indie, if anything it's icky
And I'm not gonna tolerate your growing pains
I'm not your babysitter babe

It's way above my

Paygrade
Oh I'm long overdue an upgrade
I'm not here to teach you how to behave
Found someone who has everything you lack
Don't be mad, but I'm gonna go date your Dad

You love to blow your smoke
Said you coulda been pro
But sadly your knee broke
Now you're a bricky

And half the shit you say
You just regurgitate, it's straight from 'I'm just bait'
Like its witty

Wheel pic of the Benz that your Mum pays for
With a one litre engine 'cause you couldn't get insured
And you think you're so hard but can't parallel park
I'm not your driving instructor babe

That's way above my

Paygrade
Oh, I'm long overdue an upgrade
I'm not here to teach you how to behave
Found someone who has everything you lack
Don't be mad, but I'm gonna go Date your Dad

I don't need a child, I need a man
When you grow up, you'll understand
He's got everything that you don't have
Don't be mad, but I'm gonna go date your Dad

He's fitter
He's richer
He's got his shit together
He's a winner, delivers
He even cooks me dinner
And it's not home wrecking
You're invited to the wedding

So don't be sad
But I'm gonna go date your Dad

078 43 94 86 11 that's my number
If you could just go and pass it on to him
Tell him that I'm free tonight
Any time after five
My bad, but I'm gonna go date your Dad