Mr Hypocrite

If I ever walked in with cigarette lit in my hand, I'm guilty
If I ever walked out without saying goodbye out loud, you'd kill me
Then ya light up, go and get drunk
Did you forget to text me
Highly unlikely

You're wanting me to play nice
The well-behaved wife
While you're drinking all night at the bar

Oh, you say, but don't do
There's two sets of rules
Tell me who do you think you are

Hey Mr Hypocrite
I think I'm over it
Always an issue with something I do
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Say you're not having it
I think it's pretty rich
Coming from you

I'm like: Hey Mr Hypocrite
No you don't have a say in this
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Everything you preach you contradict
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first

I can't have a guy friend, but you say she's just like your sister
I can't wear a tight dress, but you don't seem to mind when it fits her
I don't understand why you're so mad
I just said what you did, huh?
I give up

You say I should work out
And care more about my health
While you hotbox your car

Oh, you say, but don't do
There's two sets of rules
Tell me who do you think you are

Hey Mr Hypocrite
I think I'm over it
Always an issue with something I do
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Say you're not having it
I think it's pretty rich
Coming from you

I'm like: Hey Mr Hypocrite
No you don't have a say in this
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Everything you preach you contradict
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first

Hey Mr Mr Mr Hypocrite
Hey Mr Mr Mr Hypocrite

I'm sick of your shit and you constant contradiction
Oh Hey Mr, Hey Mr

Hey Mr Hypocrite
I think I'm over it
Always an issue with something I do
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Say you're not having it
I think it's pretty rich
Coming from you

I'm like: Hey Mr Hypocrite
No you don't have a say in this
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Everything you preach you contradict
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first