If I ever walked in with cigarette lit in my hand, I'm guilty If I ever walked out without saying goodbye out loud, you'd kill me Then ya light up, go and get drunk Did you forget to text me Highly unlikely You're wanting me to play nice The well-behaved wife While you're drinking all night at the bar Oh, you say, but don't do There's two sets of rules Tell me who do you think you are Hey Mr Hypocrite I think I'm over it Always an issue with something I do Hey Mr Hypocrite Say you're not having it I think it's pretty rich Coming from you I'm like: Hey Mr Hypocrite No you don't have a say in this I don't care, what you think Wanna put myself first Hey Mr Hypocrite Everything you preach you contradict I don't care, what you think Wanna put myself first I can't have a guy friend, but you say she's just like your sister I can't wear a tight dress, but you don't seem to mind when it fits her I don't understand why you're so mad I just said what you did, huh? I give up You say I should work out And care more about my health While you hotbox your car Oh, you say, but don't do There's two sets of rules Tell me who do you think you are Hey Mr Hypocrite I think I'm over it Always an issue with something I do Hey Mr Hypocrite Say you're not having it I think it's pretty rich Coming from you I'm like: Hey Mr Hypocrite No you don't have a say in this I don't care, what you think Wanna put myself first Hey Mr Hypocrite Everything you preach you contradict I don't care, what you think Wanna put myself first Hey Mr Mr Mr Hypocrite Hey Mr Mr Mr Hypocrite I'm sick of your shit and you constant contradiction Oh Hey Mr, Hey Mr Hey Mr Hypocrite I think I'm over it Always an issue with something I do Hey Mr Hypocrite Say you're not having it I think it's pretty rich Coming from you I'm like: Hey Mr Hypocrite No you don't have a say in this I don't care, what you think Wanna put myself first Hey Mr Hypocrite Everything you preach you contradict I don't care, what you think Wanna put myself first