Meat And Potatoes

Intro C
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   C               G              Am
My baby came to me lately
                    E
Honey, please don't take this bad,
    F               Fm
but maybe, when you lay me...
         C               G7
could we try to spice it up?'
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  C                     G             Am
I looked her across the table
                E
First to see if she was joking,
F                     Fm
No Joke, There was no flicker
       C               C7
Just a girl who wanted more

     F          Fm
Than meat and potatoes
        C                      A
She may stop at...at whips and chains
D           D
She needs carousal
     G
For arousal
         G7    (b-A-G-f)
A bit of pain
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      C                G             Am
So we started by using handcuffs
                  E
We tried a can of cold whipped cream
      F                   Fm
I was allergic to so much dairy
           C                G7
She had to finish it all by herself
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       C                       G             Am
Then I slapped her  She wasn't expecting
              E
So she hit me back
             F                    Fm
She friggin' cracked me.  I got a nose bleed
        C                  D
She was angry.  She wanted more

     F          Fm
Than meat and potatoes
        C                      A
She may stop at...at pumps and drains
D           D
She needs carousal
     G
For arousal
         G7    (b-A-G-f)
A bit of pain
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           C                    G            Am
Invite the neighbours, or total strangers
                        E
Give yourself a leg up, honey
          F                       Fm
Wear 'The Queen' mask. Put on the French basque
             C                                  D
It's full of handy holes, and if we're going to use them all
      D7
We're gonna need more than

     F          Fm
Than meat and potatoes
        C                      A
She may stop at...at dolls and freaks
D           D
She needs carousal
     G
For arousal
         G7    (b-A-G-f)
A bit of pain

           C
I know you respect me
            C7       F
You won't reject me
                     Fm                   C
And the arrow of our love is straight and true