Minimum Intervals

Cm
The minimum intervals from conjugal 
duties as prescribed in the Talmud 
are as follows:

[Verse]
    Cm
For men of independent means every 
day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got
 to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to
 send your spouse to heaven
Eb                                
Sailors every half a year, it’s 
                               Cm
back to port you’ve got to steer
Ab               Eb             
According to the old tradition, 
Bb               Eb
a jewish husband is forbidden
Ab             Eb                
To go too long without spending 
Bm                            Cm
time on nether region tending

    Cm
For men of independent means every 
day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got
 to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to
 send your spouse to heaven
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Eb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back
 to port you’ve got to steer
Cm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if 
she gives the invitation
Ab
Has the right of course to say she’s
 not quite in the mood to play
Bb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always 
got to check with her
Eb
The point is human beings as such 
need a little loving touch

[Verse]
    Cm
For men of independent means every 
day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got
 to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to
 send your spouse to heaven
Eb                                
Sailors every half a year, it’s 
                               Cm
back to port you’ve got to steer
Ab               Eb             
According to the old tradition, 
Bb               Eb
a jewish husband is forbidden
Ab             Eb                
To go too long without spending 
Bm                            Cm
time on nether region tending

    Cm
For men of independent means every 
day is what she needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got
 to make your lady squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to
 send your spouse to heaven
Eb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back
 to port you’ve got to steer
Cm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if 
she gives the invitation
Ab
Has the right of course to say she’s
 not quite in the mood to play
Bb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always 
got to check with her
Eb
The point is human beings as such 
need a little loving touch