Army

Ab       466544
Ebm      x68876
Db       x46664
Db/F     x46464
Bbm      x13321
Abmaj7   xx6543
Fm       133111
Gb       244322
Cm       x35543
Fm7      131111
Bb7      x13131
Eb7      x68686
Dbmaj7   xx(11)(10)98
Gbmaj7   xx4321
Bb       x13331

[VERSE 1] (see below for guitar interlude played during verse)
        Ab
Well, I thought about the army
           Ebm
Dad said, "Son you're fucking high"
      Db                                     Ab
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
                         Ab
So I took my old man's advice, three sad semesters
       Ebm
It was only fifteen grand
         Db
spent in bed, I thought about the army
Ab                Db/F
I dropped out and joined a band instead

[CHORUS] (piano solo)
Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7
Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7

[VERSE 2]
       Ab
Grew a moustache and a mullet
      Ebm
Got a job at Chick-fil-A
      Db
Citing artistic differences
    Ab
the band broke up in May
       Fm
And in June reformed without me
         Ebm
And they got a different name
         Db
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
    Ab
And hung my head in shame, no

[CHORUS]
Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
                 Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
            Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7

[BRIDGE]
Gb Db                     Ab
Oh oh, think I'll write a screenplay
Gb Db                         Ab
Oh oh, think I'll take you to A
Gb Db                         Cm
Oh oh, think I'll get it done yesterday
(The guitar part played during the bridge goes something like this)
E|------------------------|                                                            
B|------------------------| (this followed by triplets of each note heading back down) 
G|------------------------| (11-11-11-10-10-10-9-9-9…)                                 
D|------------------------|                                                            
A|------------------------|                                                            
E|-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11------|                                                            

[PIANO G  O]
Fm7  Cm  Fm7  Cm
Bb7  Eb7  Ab  Abmaj7
Fm7  Db  Dbmaj7  Fm/C  Fm

[GUITAR G  O] (played along with Ab  Ebm  Db  Ab  chords)
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|---6-------6s10---8-------8s13---11-------11s15---13---11---10---8---6-------------| 
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

[HORN INTERLUDE]
Ab  Ebm  Db  Ab
Ab  Ebm  Db  Ab

[VERSE 3]
        Ab
In this time of introspection
       Ebm
On the eve of my election
   Db
I say to my reflection
           Ab
God please spare me more rejection
          Fm
'Cause my peers, they criticize me
       Ebm
And my ex-wives all despise me
       Db
Try to put it all behind me
       Ab
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

[CHORUS]
Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
                 Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
            Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
            Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7

[ENDING]
            Gbmaj7
I thought about
Bbm     Abmaj7
   the army