Bitch Went Nutz

Fmaj7                             
I never heard such shit in all my 
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life
Fmaj7                             
I hoped one day to mold you into 
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the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high

                  Am
The bitch went nuts
         C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
   Dm
Bullshit from the internet
                  Am
The bitch went nuts
           C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
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Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as 
my date
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Oh no!
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Oh     no, no!
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Oh!

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(Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to 
restrain her, you should've seen her
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When she freaked out and keyed John 
Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer

Fmaj7                             
She called us bigots with her fist
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 in the air
Fmaj7                             
And as she did they all could see 
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all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking 
asshole

                  Am
The bitch went nuts
        C
Started talking about vegetables
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To the wives of my coworkers
      Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
             Am              C
She thinks because she reads books 
she must be smarter
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But now when I close my eyes, I'll 
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be fucking Jimmy Carter
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Oh no!
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Oh     no, no!
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Oh,    no no!
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Oh, no no!

Am                      G        
Couldn't you have just nodded and
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 smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
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Instead of telling your conspiracy 
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theories
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To all my bosses
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And all my friends?

                     Am
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
        C
Started putting down the Christians
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And all about what the white man
Dm
Did to the Indians
            Am           C
How could I know that she never done
 blow before?
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She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
         Dm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
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Oh no!

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Oh no!
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Oh     no, no!
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Oh,    no no!
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Oh, no no!