Parmesan Cheese

            Em            G
When I Get Pasta At A Restaurant
          C            D
And The Waiter Comes Around
            G       Am
With The Parmesan Cheese
           C                 D
He Says Parmesan And I Say Please

     Em          G
He Gives Me A Spoonful
     C                   D
And Says Would You Like More
          G               Am
And I Say Sure As If It’s No Big 
Deal
    C               D
As If It’s Not My Reason For
    Em         G
Choosing An Italian
    C               D
Restaurant In The First Place

    G               Am        
He Looks At Me And Says Is That 
   C
Good?
 N.c
Yeah, That’s Good Thanks

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G         Am             C
I Always Want More Parmesan
          D
But I’m Embarrassed
Em        Am          C
I Always Want More Parmesan
          D
But I’m Embarrassed

Em               G
Why Are They So Stingy
             C             D
Is There A Shortage Of Parmesan
        G            Am
Is It Really That Expensive
         C                  D
I Just Want More Cheese Is That So 
Wrong

Em                     G
Just Leave It At The Table
        C               D
I Can Serve Myself For God’s Sake
        G                Am
I’m A Grown Up, I Have Rights
       C                     D
And I Will Not Be Shamed For My 
Cheese Intake

G         Am            C
I Always Want More Parmesan
          D
But I’m Embarrassed
 Em       G             C
I Always Want More Parmesan
          D
But I’m Embarrassed

Em
I Will Not Remain Silent
C
I Will Not Give In
Em                   C        D
I Will Die Before I Let Big Parma 
Win

G         Am           C
I Always Want More Parmesan
          D
But I’m Embarrassed
Em         G           C
I Always Want More Parmesan
           D
But I’m Embarrassed
      G
I’m Embarrassed