Rubber Balloons
Benny Hill
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Who'll buy my rubber balloons?
Cried an old man in the street
But no one cared about his rubber balloons
For a lady had just fainted at his feet
The doctor in the crowd said
I know what to do whenever a young lady swoons
You must rub her shoulders and cheeks
Rub her hands, rub her feet
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And the old man cried out
Rubber balloons
Oh, rubber balloons
Now, won't somebody buy my rubber balloons?