Jerry Maybe We Should Get Married

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He's a bad breaker-upper
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He says the mean things you don't 
mean
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But me means them
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He called me big head (big head)
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He's an idiot
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He doesn't mean anything to me

[Verse 2]
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He's insane (he's insane)
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That's what I think
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He, um, doesn't really like to do 
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everything
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He's not married, he's poor
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I'll laugh it off or jam a fork 
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into his forehead

[Pre]
Bm                    A
Here's to those that wish us well
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And those who don't can go to hell
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I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
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And I'm sick of being single

[Chorus]
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Jerry, maybe we should get married
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Maybe everything we need is right 
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here in front of us
        Bm  E
I'm in love

[Verse 3]
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I faked it (fake, fake, fake, fake)
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I've yada yaddad sex (yada, yada, 
yada, yada)
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He is such an incredible person
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I just couldn't decide if he was 
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sponge-worthy

[Verse 4]
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He took it out, ha ha, he took it 
out
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I didn't know you smoked
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You think I'm your pal
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I'm dating a communist
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That's pretty cool isn't it
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I'm just having trouble getting 
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past the face painting

[Pre]
Bm                     A
I got shushed during desperado
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We're having the same problems we 
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had 12 hours ago
            Bm
It's like a big-budget movie
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With a story that goes nowhere

[Chorus]
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Jerry, maybe we should get married
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Maybe everything we need is right 
          Am7
here in front of us
        Bm  E
I'm in love
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Jerry, maybe we should get married
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I want to slide my tongue around 
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you like a snake
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Woah oh oh oh oh oh