Drunk On Christmas

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Christmas is a Time...A special time of year
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With peace and joy and hapiness and wonderment and cheer
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Opening your presents....underneath the tree
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And spending countless hours with your Fa--mi--ly

[Verse 1]
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....Thats why I'm
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Drinkin' drinkin' drinkin', I'm gonna drink all day
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I'm comin' home for Christmas and my family's insane.
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Just gotta make it through the day and there's no other way
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas!

[Verse 2]
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Oh, I can't be sober when I'm over, everyone's bipolar
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So cut the crap and get some Jack and put it in my soda.
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And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas!

[Bridge]
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Well, I'm comin' home for the holiday season
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My Mom's got a stick up her butt for some reason
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My Father and my sister, well they're no longer speaking
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And me...I'm drinkin'

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Rumple Minze (BY THE SHOT), Gin & Tonic (YEAH WHY NOT?)
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Black & Tan (THAT'S MY JAM), Irish whiskey I will slam!
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Jagermeister, Hefeweizen...Stella, Stoli and Budweiser

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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WHOO!
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Santa, Santa, Santa I've got the family blues
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Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose
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I need some Christmas spirit, and by "spirit" I mean booze
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas!
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas!
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk on Christmas!

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!