Drunk On Christmas

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Christmas is a Time...A special time
 of year
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With peace and joy and hapiness 
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and wonderment and cheer
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Opening your presents....underneath 
the tree
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And spending countless hours with 
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your Fa--mi--ly

[Verse 1]
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....Thats why I'm
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Drinkin' drinkin' drinkin', I'm 
gonna drink all day
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I'm comin' home for Christmas and 
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my family's insane.
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Just gotta make it through the day 
and there's no other way
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk
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 on Christmas!

[Verse 2]
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Oh, I can't be sober when I'm over, 
everyone's bipolar
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So cut the crap and get some Jack 
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and put it in my soda.
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And make it strong enough to put a 
reindeer in a coma
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk
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 on Christmas!

[Bridge]
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Well, I'm comin' home for the 
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holiday season
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My Mom's got a stick up her butt for
 some reason
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My Father and my sister, well 
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they're no longer speaking
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And me...I'm drinkin'

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Rumple Minze (BY THE SHOT), Gin & 
Tonic (YEAH WHY NOT?)
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Black & Tan (THAT'S MY JAM), Irish 
whiskey I will slam!
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Jagermeister, Hefeweizen...Stella, 
Stoli and Budweiser

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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WHOO!
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Santa, Santa, Santa I've got the 
family blues
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Just fill my stocking full of 
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vodka, any brand you choose
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I need some Christmas spirit, and by
 "spirit" I mean booze
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk
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 on Christmas!
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk
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 on Christmas!
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I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, 
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druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk on 
Christmas!

[Other]
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!