Kick My Ass

(E)  (E)

[Verse]
       E
Well I walked up to the bar, Laid down my Platinum Card
                                    B7
And I order 50 longnecks for my new friends
          B7
Well, the barmaid passed them out, and before we chugged them down
                                             E A E
I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and then
         E
This blonde slid up to me, and said, "that was awful sweet"
                         E7             A
Then I saw her boyfriend Wide as he was tall
      A               Am         E
Well, he broke up our hug with a six-foot-five-inch shove
      B7                                   E A E
And I found myself slammed up, against the wall

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[Chorus]
         A                         E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
         A                               B7
I'm just tryin' to have a little fun for all the ones who can't
           A                                    E                 C#7
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck to fast
         A         B7              E A E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
           E
Well, I've never been the kind to walk up and pick a fight
                                  B7
I've always been the kind to get along

I throw parties all the time and they're always on my dime
                                       E
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn
            E
Well my (E) style of stress relief sometimes, disturbs the peace
                        E7              A
The police show up, cut doughnuts in my yard
              A                 Am            E
And while the Zepplin's playin' loud they run off my party crowd
     B7                                   E A E
They cuff my wrists and throw me down, so hard

Repeat Chorus

Steel Guitar Solo

Lead Guitar Solo

           A                                    E                 C#7
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck to fast
         A         B7              E A E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
         A         B7              E A E
Why does everybody want to kick my ass