Kick My Ass

(E)  (E)

[Verse]
       E
Well I walked up to the bar, Laid 
down my Platinum Card
And I order 50 longnecks for my new 
B7
friends
          B7
Well, the barmaid passed them out, 
and before we chugged them down
I held mine up and said, "here's to 
         E A E
us", and then
         E
This blonde slid up to me, and said,
 "that was awful sweet"
                         E7        
Then I saw her boyfriend Wide as he
     A
 was tall
      A               Am         
Well, he broke up our hug with a 
E
six-foot-five-inch shove
      B7                      
And I found myself slammed up, 
             E A E
against the wall

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[Chorus]
         A                         
Why does everybody want to kick my 
E
ass
         A                         
I'm just tryin' to have a little 
      B7
fun for all the ones who can't
           A               
And just because I kiss the 
                     E             
prettiest girls and drive my truck 
    C#7
to fast
         A         B7              
Why does everybody want to kick my 
E A E
ass
           E
Well, I've never been the kind to 
walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get 
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along

I throw parties all the time and 
they're always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until 
    E
the dawn
            E
Well my (E) style of stress relief 
sometimes, disturbs the peace
                        E7         
The police show up, cut doughnuts 
     A
in my yard
              A                 Am
And while the Zepplin's playin' 
            E
loud they run off my party crowd
     B7                         
They cuff my wrists and throw me 
          E A E
down, so hard

Repeat Chorus

Steel Guitar Solo

Lead Guitar Solo

           A               
And just because I kiss the 
                     E             
prettiest girls and drive my truck 
    C#7
to fast
         A         B7              
Why does everybody want to kick my 
E A E
ass
         A         B7              
Why does everybody want to kick my 
E A E
ass