The Giant Turd Song

Mom here's a song that's just for you
A card that says thanks for all that you do
You know you're so special in so many ways
& Now that your here we'd just like to say
Thank you for all of the love that you give me
It stays inside & forever lives with me
& Thank you mom for the little things that you do

You wipe our nose & bleach all of our white clothes
Thank you for all of the hugs and kisses
Your better than a fairy at granting wishes
Like making soup just appear & oatmeal cookies too
You have the power to make us take a shower
So don't forget your mom on a special day
Pick her up some flowers put your toys away
Make her a card or knit her a scarf
She wipes off our tears & cleans up our barf

Thank you for all of the love you give me
It stays inside & forever lives with me
& Thanks again for the little things that you do
You sew our buttons & toast us english muffins
You know just what to say to me to make nightmares go away
A personal physician or fixing up prescriptions
You love us when we're wrong, so that's why we sing the
We love you mom song.