Old Lady

[Chords]
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[Verse 1]
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble walking"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I've got a cane, so 
 F5  E5 F5 E5
what?
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble seeing"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I can't complain
 F5  E5 F5 E5


[Chorus]
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5    F5     C5   G5
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive

[Verse 1]
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble walking"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I've got a cane, so 
 F5  E5 F5 E5
what?
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble seeing"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I can't complain
 F5  E5 F5 E5


Continues after the ad
[Chorus]
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5    F5     C5   G5
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive

[Bridge]
D5                       C5
Since you've crashed my car
D5                 G5             
It just couldn't, couldn't be the 
 C5
same

[Verse 3]
   C            G                
Today, on the wrong side of the 
F   F5 F5 F5
road
        C                    G    
An old lady, she crashed my car, 
                       F           
she was about 80 years old, that's 
      F5 F5 F5
right
                C           G  
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 
'bout your car, but I've really bad 
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eyes"
                C            G    
And she said: "Son, just be lucky 
                    F
that you're still alive"
N.C.
You know what she said, guys? Fuck 
you, Tom!
            C5      G5            
She said: "Son, be lucky you're ali 
F5
-ive"

[Verse 4]
             C5                  
 A big fuck you, you crashed my 
G5        F5           C5
car! Four years of work in a 
junkyard
     G5                  F5    E5
 Be lucky you're still alive!
    F5    E5

             C5                  
 A big fuck you, you crashed my 
G5        F5           C5
car! Four years of work in a 
junkyard
     G5                  F5    E5
 Be lucky you're still alive!
    F5    E5


[Verse 5]
     C5         G5                
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed
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 to drive!
     C5         G5                
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed
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 to dri -ha- hive!
     C5         G5                
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed
     F5
 to drive
     C5         G5                 
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed 
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to, to, drive, drive, drive!
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Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to 
drive!
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Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to 
dri-ha-hive!

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