Old Lady

[Chords]
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[Verse 1]
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble walking"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I've got a cane, so 
 F5  E5 F5 E5
what?
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble seeing"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I can't complain
 F5  E5 F5 E5


[Chorus]
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5    F5     C5   G5
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive

[Verse 1]
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble walking"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I've got a cane, so 
 F5  E5 F5 E5
what?
     C5            G5             
  Today an old man walked up to me
      F5                   C5
 and said: "I have trouble seeing"
           G5             F5   E5 
  That's okay I can't complain
 F5  E5 F5 E5


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[Chorus]
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5    F5     C5   G5
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive

[Bridge]
D5                       C5
Since you've crashed my car
D5                 G5             
It just couldn't, couldn't be the 
 C5
same

[Verse 3]
   C            G                
Today, on the wrong side of the 
F   F5 F5 F5
road
        C                    G    
An old lady, she crashed my car, 
                       F           
she was about 80 years old, that's 
      F5 F5 F5
right
                C           G  
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 
'bout your car, but I've really bad 
   F    F5 F5 F5
eyes"
                C            G    
And she said: "Son, just be lucky 
                    F
that you're still alive"
N.C.
You know what she said, guys? Fuck 
you, Tom!
            C5      G5            
She said: "Son, be lucky you're ali 
F5
-ive"

[Verse 4]
             C5                  
 A big fuck you, you crashed my 
G5        F5           C5
car! Four years of work in a 
junkyard
     G5                  F5    E5
 Be lucky you're still alive!
    F5    E5

             C5                  
 A big fuck you, you crashed my 
G5        F5           C5
car! Four years of work in a 
junkyard
     G5                  F5    E5
 Be lucky you're still alive!
    F5    E5


[Verse 5]
     C5         G5                
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed
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 to drive!
     C5         G5                
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed
     F5  E5  F5  E5 F5 E5
 to dri -ha- hive!
     C5         G5                
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed
     F5
 to drive
     C5         G5                 
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed 
F5
to, to, drive, drive, drive!
 C5    G5    F5
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to 
drive!
 C5    G5    F5
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to 
dri-ha-hive!

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