Big Dick Dan

INTRO



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Big Dick Dan was a hell of a man,
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He could jerk off and fill a 
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garbage can.
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He was a one percenter, he was 
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mean and cruel,
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He could fart in the gas tank and 
run top fuel.
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  
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Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,
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All the school girl tramps'll tell 
ya he's a hell of a man.

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INSTRUMENTAL

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Danny's shootin pool on a 
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Saturday night,
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Up walked a stranger like he 
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wanted to fight.
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He must of said something big Dan
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 didnt like,
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He dragged him outside and beat him 
with his own pipe.
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  
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Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,
        B
All the school girl tramps'll tell 
ya he's a hell of a man.



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INSTRUMENTAL


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When Danny loved a woman he could 
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touch her heart,
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And he could eat pussy like a 
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hungry shark.
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Grab yourself by the toes, baby 
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open up wide,
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This ain't a little sportster, it's 
a superglide.
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  
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Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,
        B
All the school girl tramps'll tell 
ya he's a hell of a man.



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INSTRUMENTAL


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Well Danny met a woman they call 
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Sally Snatch,
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The school girl tramps are sayin' 
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Danny met his match.
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He must of died in pleasure, I 
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know he died in sin,
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She sucked his big dick till his 
head caved in.
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  
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Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,
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All the school girl tramps'll tell 
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ya he's a hell of a man.