Dingleberry Blues

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INTRO


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 Well I didn't mind the pimples on 
her behind,
And I didn't care 'bout the crusties
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 in her hair.
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 But man it sure is rough,
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 When you are goin down on that 
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muff,

And you open up your eyes, and much 
to your surprise...


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She's got dingleberries, and funky 
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doo doo.
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Umm dingleberries, nasty poo poo, on
 her bo bo.
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 Look here bitch, that s***'s 
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makin my mustache itch,
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 Go on s***, get in there and wash 
your butt...
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Now do like I say.
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Well I didn't mind the tuna fish 
smell,

And I didn't mind the flies.

But I couldn't take that poo poo 
cake,

And the burnin' in my eyes....


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Dingleberries, funky doo doo.
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Oh the bitch had dingleberries, 
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nasty poo poo on her bo bo.
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alright..
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Well I got one stuck in my teeth,

Another one caught in my eye.

I got one under my fingernail,

And I put it back in the pie.


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Dingleberries, ooooh, funky doo doo.
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mmmmmm, the bitch had 
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dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her 
bo bo.


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INSTRUMENTAL
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(spoken)
That's the dingleberry blues.


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INTRO

                                  
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