The Farmer

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There was an old farmer who lived 
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by a rock
He sat in the meadow a shaking is 
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fist
At some boys who were down by the 
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crick
Their feet in the water their hands 
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on their marbles
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And play things and in days of yore
There came a young lady she looked 
like a
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Pretty young creature she sat on 
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the grass
She pulled up her dresses and showed
 us her
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Ruffles and laces laughed like a 
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duck
She said she was learning a new way 
to
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Bring up her children and learn 
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them to knit
While the boys in the barnyard were 
shoveling
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Refuse and litter from yesterday?s 
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hunt
While the girl in the meadow was 
rubbing her
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Eyes at the fellas like girls 
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sometimes do
To make it clear that she wanted to
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Go for a nice pleasant stroll on 
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the grass
Then hurry back home for a nice 
piece of
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Ice cream and cake that was three 
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layers tall
And after desert she was ready to
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Go for another walk down by the dock
With any young man with the sizable
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Roll of one hundreds and a big 
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bulge up front
If he?d asked politely she?d show 
him her
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Little pet dog who was subject to 
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fits
And maybe she?d let him grab hold of
 her
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Small tender hands with a movement
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 so quick
Then she?d bend on over and suck on 
his
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Soda so sweetly till she finished it
Then pulled down her panties to rub 
on her
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Hip that she bruised when she ran 
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down the hall
Cause he tried to force her to lick 
on his
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Candy so tasty made of butter scotch
And then he spread whip cream all 
over her
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Cookies that she had been baking 
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all night
If you think this is dirty you?re 
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fucking damn right.