Leg Of Time

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[Verse 1]
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 The jester hops on 'The Leg of 
Time',

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The scourge of the wizard na - tion,
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Madrigal chanting is no crime,  
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When you're suckled by a blind al -
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 sa - tion!
                                    
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Who stole       ...'The Leg of 
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Time'?


[Verse 2]
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   Seen through the eyes of a Mur
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 - gar's kestrel,

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Where's the tiny mouse? (There it 
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is!)   Ha, ha, haaaaa!
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Ride a white pig to the edge of 
Lapland!
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Why did I do that?  Why did I do 
that?  (I don't know!)
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    Who stole    ...'The Leg of 
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Time'?    /__/   /__/
                                    
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[Verse 3]
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When Time had one leg, it couldn't
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 march,
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It stopped!    It hopped!
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Who stole    ...'The Leg of Time'?

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Was it the wizards? (No!)   Was it 
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the goblins?
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Was it the elves?           Was it 
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the dwar - ves? (No!)
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Or was it the kestrels? (No!)   Was
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 it the satyrs? (No!)
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Was it the Brain Police?  | /  /  
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/__/   /  |        (What?)
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Was it the man with the key to the 
door of reality,
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    Underneath the mat of insig - 
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nificance? | /  /  /__/   /  |
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     (Nope!)        Who was it then?
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     Was it the terrorists? 
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(Nope!)    Ptero - dactyls? (Nope!) 
 Oh!

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(It was Terry!) | /  /  /__/   
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/  |    Terry!  |  /  /  /  /__/  |

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Terry stole 'The Leg of Time'!


[Verse 4]
(Cockney middle eight!)
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Oh, Terry, you slag, you nicked 'The
 Leg of Time',
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Give it back, before you get a slap!
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Oh, take it down 'The Dog and 
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Duck', and leave it behind the bar,
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Or you'll get a slap, Sun - 
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shine!  (Don't gi' mi' no rabbit!)
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Leave it be - hind the bar! (Get 
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off m' sister!)
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Leave it be - hind the bar!  
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(Give m' 'alf a pound!)
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Leave it be - hind the bar----!


[Verse 5]
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Who stole    ...'The Leg of 
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Time'?
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Terry------  ...stole 'The Leg of 
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Time',
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The theft ...of Time's Leg ...was 
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his crime!