Fruitcake Makes Me Puke

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EVery year at Christmas time my 
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friends all like to bake
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They make cookies, rolls, and bread
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 and ham and pie
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And for some weird reason they all 
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send me a fruitcake
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When I tell them that I ate it it's
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 a lie

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I use them as an anchor for my 
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boat out on the lake
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I've made barbells for my cousins 
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Merle and Luke
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But if I try to eat some my 
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intestines start to quake
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'Cause fruitcake makes me puke


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Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens everytime I eat it so I 
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know it's not a fluke
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Fruitcake makes me puke

That's the one thing about Christmas
 that no one can dispute
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Fruitcake makes me puke

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I keep one in my office as a handy
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 paperweight
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I hear they're used as hammers in 
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Debuke
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But when I try to eat some I can't
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 get it off the plate
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'Cause fruitcake makes me puke


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SOLO


BRIDGE:
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And the main thing about fruitcake 
that I have found
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It looks the same way comin' up as 
it does goin' down


CHORUS

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Well that's the one thing about 
Christmas that my family can't 
dispute
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Fruitcake makes me puke


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