Rich, Fat And Ugly

INTRO: G


SPOKEN OVER INTRO:

  -Alright, here's my tribute to 
everyone who's ever wanted to be a 
country singer,
   includin' me.

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Well I'll starve myself so I can be
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 skinny, just to get a record deal
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I'll let 'em paint me up and take 
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pretty pictures, while I try to be 
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myself
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And nobody wants an ugly fat 
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singer, so I gots to do my part
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I get pumped-up, decked-out, hire 
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myself a band, 'cause I'm gonna be 
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a county star


N/C


CHORUS:
    A                              
And then someday he's gonna fly to 
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Vegas, sportin' him a copper tan
He's gonna spend most of the money 
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he makes tourin' with his 
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five-piece band
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Yeah everybody says the ride is 
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gonna end, but when it's all said 
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and done
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I'll be rich fat and ugly but 
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happy if the girls still like me 
some


SOLO: Cadd9  G  C  D  G


SPOKEN OVER SOLO:

  -Don't sound too bad to me, Bill 
  -No, it's a plan  


  -Retirement at it's best 
  -That's right, got me a Lear 

 |jet, a limo and everything, but you 

before you can have all  

   that, you got to do the 
groundwork first
  -Bill, talk to me, show me the 
line-up
  -Getcha a pencil and paper, here 
we go
  -I got to hear about the pieces to
 this puzzle
  -Alright

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Well I'll hire a manager, agent and
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 producer, and get some publicity 
(it's a necessary evil)
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I'm gonna pay 'em all a big fat 
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percentage jus' to tell me what I 
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need (ouch)
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Then when I've had it and they've 
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run me ragged and my record's in 
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the discount bin
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(whatcha gonna do Bill?)
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I'll fire 'em all (get 'em Bill!) 
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and tour much cheaper as just 
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another old has-been


N/C


CHORUS:
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Then you can bet one day he's gonna
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 fly to Vegas sportin' him a copper
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 tan
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(Like George Hamilton)
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He might keep a little more of the 
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money he makes travellin' as a 
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one-man band
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(I don't need no roadie)
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Yeah eh-everybody says Bill the 
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ride's gonna end, but when it's all
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 said and done
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I'll be rich fat and ugly but 
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happy if the girls still like me 
some
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Yeah I'll be rich fat and ugly but
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 happy if the girls still like me 
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some


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