Amnesia

C       F          C
I got amnesia this morning,
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I got hit on the head.
C     F         C
And I woke up today
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in a hospital bed.

[Verse 1]
C         F         C
I can't remember my name,
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but one thing is clear,
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I must have insurance
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or they'd not keep me here.
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So maybe I'm rich, maybe in debt a 
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lot,
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If they come to collect, I'll 
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just say I forgot.

[Chorus]
C       F          C
I got amnesia this morning,
      G          C
I got hit on the head.
C     F         C
And I woke up today
     G        C
in a hospital bed.

[Verse 2]
C        F            C         
  Are my  friends all  hip? Do 
    G            C
they   play tenor    sax?
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  Or  belt their pants at  their
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 armpits and   wear plastic  
pen-packs?
C           F        C
  Do I have   honest work,
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or lead a   life of crime?
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  Please   shoot me  dead
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if I'm a   lawyer or a   mime.

[Chorus]
C       F          C
I got amnesia this morning,
      G          C
I got hit on the head.
C     F         C
And I woke up today
     G        C
in a hospital bed.

"Harmonica!"

[Chorus]
C       F          C
I got amnesia this morning,
      G          C
I got hit on the head.
C     F         C
And I woke up today
     G        C
in a hospital bed.

[Verse 3]
C        F     C
Now what is my religion?
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I hope   I'm a Buddhist.
C  F           C
I  could be a  Hindu,
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A Catholic or a  nudist.
C        F     C
What if   I'm  born-again
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or in  some weirdo  sect?
C       F       C
I know  I'm not Jewish,
         G           C
I looked down and I  checked.

[Chorus]
C       F          C
I got amnesia this morning,
      G          C
I got hit on the head.
C     F         C
And I woke up today
     G        C
in a hospital bed.

[Otro]
C       F          C
I got amnesia this morning,
      G          C
I got hit on the head.
C     F         C
And I woke up today
     G        C
in a hospital bed.